Lessons in Motherhood

Poopie was not at all the word that I wanted to write in that title. Not the word at all. But then I remembered that my parents read this blog, in fact my parents are some of the only people who read this blog, so I don’t need to elicit any more eye [...]

This is one of those entries that a clinical psychologist would have a field day with. They would probably tell me that I need to have some type of exorcism to rid myself of my pent up frustrations and angst. So, if you’re not in the mood to listen to me whine about [...]

I am taking a brief vacation from the blog while the girls are staying with Grandma in Virginia. I thought that I would get lots of writing done while I was by myself in the house, but turns out that I’m having more fun having fun. Never fear…Hailey’s birthday is Friday. She [...]

I caught a cat last night. Just not my cat. At least I know I can catch stuff. I feel like I’m living in the wild west or something.

This is the blog that I’ve been dreading writing for almost a week now. I’ve tried to start it several times, but I just couldn’t figure out how to get the words out. Well, that and I thought that this whole episode would end happily and you, my dedicated blog readers, would not [...]

While my Dad was here last week, he received the following Facebook message…
alo peter sono PEPPUCCIO DALLA SICILIA TERMINI SEI TU IL FIGLIO DI MARIA E AUGUST PALMISANO?
That’s Italian if you’re not a language expert. Roughly translated it means…
Hello, Peter. I am Peppuccio from Termini, Sicily. Are you the son of [...]

My iPhone4 came to work with me on Friday, and it was the hit of the office. Everyone wanted to see it, but especially the tech guys. While they were ogling it, I realized that having an iPhone4 last week was like having Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket. It immediately granted you access [...]

Look! I grew an onion. It’s my first onion ever. Only took me 12 months to grow it. Is that normal for onions or am I just onionly challenged?

to bring you a ridiculous comment on humanity.  So, I’m sitting here watching the New Kids on the Block Reunion concert on palladia.  Yeah…you read that right.  It’s not actually on right now.  Somehow it mysteriously appeared on my DVR.  I didn’t tape it, I swear!  I just found it there, and it’s like a [...]

Let me digress from oohing and aahing over my adorable children for one minute to tell you about something that I have never experienced until now…status travel. Yes, my friends, there is a better way to travel and it’s called having “status.” Of course, I have no “status,” but Luke does. In [...]